Whiteboard Battle Rap

My mother had written some turtle puns on our family whiteboard to use in her preschool (the kids were making turtles/cards for their parents).
My sister mocked the puns with her own.
The following is a copy of the water-based tête-à-tête.

Mom: I love you slooooow much!
Sister: I think that is slooooow gay!
Mom: I think you are turtley annoying!
Sister: I think you are a toadall dweeb!
Mom: Shell we stop this since you seem to have frogotten what animal we were working on?
Sister: You're afraid to be creative, I get it.
Mom: Buttface...
Sister: (editing the previous entry) HOLE.