Did you know?

The oldest tortoise ever recorded lived to be 188 years old.

Whiteboard Battle Rap

My mother had written some turtle puns on our family whiteboard to use in her preschool (the kids were making turtles/cards for their parents).
My sister mocked the puns with her own.
The following is a copy of the water-based tête-à-tête.

Mom: I love you slooooow much!
Sister: I think that is slooooow gay!
Mom: I think you are turtley annoying!
Sister: I think you are a toadall dweeb!
Mom: Shell we stop this since you seem to have frogotten what animal we were working on?
Sister: You're afraid to be creative, I get it.
Mom: Buttface...
Sister: (editing the previous entry) HOLE.