Thursday, January 28, 2010

A Hazy Shade of Winter...through May 12th

Yep, there are two people who will post on this blog. We are like Simon and Garfunkel. Except talentless and twice as vain. We met as office temps, and we now love separately as free men. We are now friends with health benefits.

When I worked with DesperatePickle (*shudder*) we were constantly having to explain to other people that we were temporary. And since nothing really ever changes, the idea is that this blog is temporary. 100 days of uncompromising postage. We must each log in and post something, anything, for 100 days. I can only imagine how many abandoned blogs exist that have 9 days of 4-times a day posting followed bleakly by a sporadic "hey i haven't posted in a while lolz!" post 6 weeks later. Those untended wordgardens that served as blogs now haunt cyberspace like ghost ships, waiting for an unsuspecting salvage crew to stumble across them and be subsequently devoured by the posessed remains of long-dormant posts. Will you be our salvage crew? Will you rescue us? Do you like science fiction references? See you February 1st.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

100 Days of Ineptitude

So here we go. A little while ago, while drinking bourbon out of the bottle (I believe in Central Park) we got this idea to try to write a blog. The problem is we don't have any important opinions nor did we want to just write about one subject. There are too many good football/politics/entertainment blogs out there already. Plus there are so many people who I know who I think of as "successful" just because they write a well-read goddamn blog. How hard could it be? So we thought we would just make the promise that for the next hundred days we would post SOMETHING every day. We'll try to make it funny most of the time. But maybe not all of the time. Chances are if you're reading this, you already know at least one of us because, let's be honest, who the fuck is googling "Centaur Sleepover?" Anyway, hopefully this will be fun or, at the very least, a very spectacular failure. If you have anything to send us, please go ahead and email Pornography is especially appreciated, particularly if it involves half-men, half-horses. Which is distinctly different from man-on-horse or horse-on-man action. I swear, if anyone sends me video of this guy, I'm gonna be PISSED.


Stop sending me them.

I'm covered in my own vomit already.

Anyway, starting on February 1st, we will officially begin the one hundred days of posting crap that no one will read. Welcome. And enjoy. Or don't. Whatever, man.