no, my friend. Goro would almost certainly be fucking you. he is a 2,000 year old half human/dragon and has been undefeated for over five centuries. also, i think his dick is another arm with a fist.
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ReplyDeleteGoro's strike zone is huge. He Ks all the fucking time. With all those arms, he can strike out with three swings at once.
His slugging percentage? .960
When he hits, it goes yard baby.
"I'd fuck normal Goro..."
ReplyDeleteno, my friend. Goro would almost certainly be fucking you. he is a 2,000 year old half human/dragon and has been undefeated for over five centuries. also, i think his dick is another arm with a fist.
We can all agree that Centaur-Goro would dominate you within an inch of your life, right?
ReplyDeleteAnally, I mean.
Fuck, get-fucked-by...whadda we talking here, baseball or semantics?
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