What an exceptional showing today. The day was kicked off with yogurt, melon, and ice water
Just a quick rundown before the pant suit competition begins:
An outstandingly exciting visit from the guy in a duck suit (artist's representation to your right) really capped the day. No one thought he would show here again after an over-publicized debacle of 2008 The most surprising visit was from
Willie the ReRe ran amok at the keynote luncheon screaming "Where'd you find these laws? Where'd you find these laws at?" He was finally subdued when he noticed two golden retrievers from paws4vets making whimpering noises.
A terrifying poison cheesecake incident caused serious restigmatization of schizophrenia in at least three people, who were promptly ostracized from the conference.
A sweet old lady was arrested for taking all the pens from the screening booth.
Your reporter at large would also like to note he was made an honorary Brotha and Asian SIMULTANEOUSLY. All in all a good day.
Questioning his vocation,
Poop Snacks
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