Thursday, June 24, 2010

Look...But Don't Touch!

Today I saw a fat infant.
His arms looked like the Michelin Man's arms.
At best: a distraction.
At worst: a legitimate reason for genetic fertility-intervention.
I couldn't blame the kid;
But I couldn't keep from picturing that video of the foreign child with obese eels for legs.
...his arms were a series of separated, meaty tubes.
Am I hungry for London broil?

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