Saturday, June 26, 2010

Thank you, WTSO

The following is the list of corrections as noted by the T.V.-magazine Rock Bottom.

  • The Universities are not hotbeds of anything.
  • Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
  • Our viewers are not pathetic sexless food tubes.
  • Janet Reno is evil.
  • Syrofoam is not made from kittens.
  • The U.F.O. was a paper plate.
  • The word "cheese" is not funny in an of itself.
  • The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.
  • Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
  • If you are reading this you have no life.
  • The nerds on the internet are not geeks.
  • Peoples' Choice Award is America's greatest honor.
  • V8 is not 1/8 gasoline.
  • Ted Koppel is a robot.
  • Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.
  • Bart is bad to the bone.
  • The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions.
  • The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home.
  • Everyone on TV is better than you.
  • Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him.
  • Fleiss does floss.
  • Women aren't from Venus, and men aren't from Mars.
  • Roy Rodgers is not buried inside his horse.
  • The other UFO was an upside down salad spinner.
  • Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
  • The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang.
  • Salt water does not "chase the thirsties away".
  • Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
  • Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
  • Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys.
  • Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
  • Everything is not 10% fruit juice.
  • The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
You're welcome.

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