Thank you, WTSO

The following is the list of corrections as noted by the T.V.-magazine Rock Bottom.

• The Universities are not hotbeds of anything.
• Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
• Our viewers are not pathetic sexless food tubes.
• Janet Reno is evil.
• Syrofoam is not made from kittens.
• The U.F.O. was a paper plate.
• The word "cheese" is not funny in an of itself.
• The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.
• Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
• If you are reading this you have no life.
• The nerds on the internet are not geeks.
• Peoples' Choice Award is America's greatest honor.
• V8 is not 1/8 gasoline.
• Ted Koppel is a robot.
• Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.
• Bart is bad to the bone.
• The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions.
• The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home.
• Everyone on TV is better than you.
• Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him.
• Fleiss does floss.
• Women aren't from Venus, and men aren't from Mars.
• Roy Rodgers is not buried inside his horse.
• The other UFO was an upside down salad spinner.
• Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
• The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang.
• Salt water does not "chase the thirsties away".
• Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
• Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
• Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys.
• Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
• Everything is not 10% fruit juice.
• The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.

You're welcome.