"And...Effleurage!"

This is my medicine; a friend for years. Who says you need physical contact to experience a back massage? I just lean back, relax, and let my mind imagine wave after wave of sausage fingers caressing my (imagined) thick, pale, milkshake-flesh.

"A little bit...shaking like a guitar!"
Shake my guitar, daddy.

"The vibration causing, eh...technical approach."
Oh, baby. Tell it to me in broken English!

"And CUPPING. We do. Like this. By NOISES."
I love it when I don't understand you over the fat-slapping of cupped whale blubber!

There's nothing wrong with touching yourself while this video plays.
...and EFFLEURAGE!