Today I walked into the men's bathroom and came upon two young boys.
(Oh yes, I love this story already!)
They had there arms folded beneath their chins on the sink counter, both of them fixated on their reflections in the mirror.
Me: What are you dudes up to?
Them (In unison): Nothing...
Me: Oh. Cause this is pretty weird. Why don't you go play or something?
Boy A: Play what!?
Boy B: YEAH! I hate adult swims!!!
Me: Sorry bro, but that's just how it works. Well, I'll leave you guys to yourselves. Stop being creepy.
-as I'm leaving-
Boy A: Did I just fart?
Me: QUIT IT!