Surely, You Jest!

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AlWaYz_JoKiN33: Heeeeey!

Whofleck: Hello?

AlWaYz_JoKiN33: Long time no see, stranger ;)

Whofleck: Yea...who is this again?

AlWaYz_JoKiN33: Heeheehee! Don't kid a kidder. You remember me!

Whofleck: ...

AlWaYz_JoKiN33: Oh, come on. Last year, around this time, you and me were inseparable for like a month!

Whofleck: Oh god. It's you. Hey.

AlWaYz_JoKiN33: YAAAY! Teehee! Don't be that way!

Whofleck: Look, I thought I had you blocked. I apologize, but I really don't want to talk to you. It's why I stopped taking your calls. And texts. And pornographic emails.

AlWaYz_JoKiN33: Stop it, I know you liked those! ;P You were just putting me on a looong leash-

Whofleck: No, I just wanted you to quit pretendi-
AlWaYz_JoKiN33: (_(_)XXXXXD

Whofleck: Jesus.

AlWaYz_JoKiN33: That's you, big man. :*

Whofleck: This is exactly why I haven't bothered spending time with you. It's too much.

AlWaYz_JoKiN33: Oooooh! I knew you hadn't forgotten what I can do.

Whofleck: Not even if I tried; and believe me, I have. But seriously, I'm trying to move on. I got what I needed from you at the time, and now it's over.

AlWaYz_JoKiN33: You don't know what you're saying. Come on, let's do something tonight. Pick me up in an hour and we'll see where things go. An AA Meeting, a tennis match, anywhere you want! I've got some dirty tricks I'm sure you can't remember. :D I've got pot!

Whofleck: No thanks, I just showered. And I've got a good idea about where things with you will go; probably where they always go; either Boston, or down the same toilet of despair I was drowning in last year. Besides, I have other...distractions...to attend to. Look it was fun, but I really don't need to go through this a second time with you.

AlWaYz_JoKiN33: ...

Whofleck: I'm going to block you now. Please don't sneak around and try messaging me anymore, it's gotten out of hand. And if I see you in the science-fiction section of the library again, I'm going to call someone and have you removed. You don't belong there and I know you're stalking me. There are plenty of other guys who-
AlWaYz_JoKiN33: None of them are dedicated to me like you were! Sure, they treat me like an open book from the start, digging their fingers into my deepest crevasse, but in a week or two they just give up!

Whofleck: That's not my problem. I treated you with respect and we had fun. I'm logging off now-
AlWaYz_JoKiN33: NO! WAIT! I've got something for you...
Whofleck: Pease, just go-
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