It is a period of civil war. Desperate Pickle, striking while his counterpart is sequestered in a secluded part of the mid-Atlantic, has won yet another victory against the evil Canadian Tuxedo.
During this weekend, the Tuxedo managed to author a post before his departure. Pickle stole the secret plans to Tuxedo's ultimate weapon: a post about choose-your-own-adventure books. You'd have thought this advance warning would have allowed the pickle to craft a hilarious post in response.
You would be wrong.
Pursued by the knowledge of CT's superior comedic prowess, DP hastily throws together a post including a surprisingly awesome and hypnotic solo song by the late Robin Tyner of The MC5. He races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen post that can save his people and restore freedom to the centaur-blog...
During this weekend, the Tuxedo managed to author a post before his departure. Pickle stole the secret plans to Tuxedo's ultimate weapon: a post about choose-your-own-adventure books. You'd have thought this advance warning would have allowed the pickle to craft a hilarious post in response.
You would be wrong.
Pursued by the knowledge of CT's superior comedic prowess, DP hastily throws together a post including a surprisingly awesome and hypnotic solo song by the late Robin Tyner of The MC5. He races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen post that can save his people and restore freedom to the centaur-blog...
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