Friday, March 5, 2010

Craigslist Matchmaker: Reading, PA Edition

Helpful, insightful matchmaking comments in lavenderish.

Couple looking for a friend-n-more - mw4w - 30 GAS-N-GO!


Date: 2010-02-20, 7:25AM EST Hey. Honey? You awake? Good. Let's post our Ad.


We are a good looking couple looking for a female friend to hang out with. If anything more happens great, if not and a friendship forms great too. If a rash forms... We enjoy the outdoors, motorcycles, tattoos. What could go wrong? The female half is bisexual and this would be more for her, the male half is not looking for a new girlfriend, I repeat he is not looking for a new girlfriend. No, no, honey, this is way more about you. You're all I need. Except for another woman. Repeat, except for another woman. We both have jobs and she goes to school too, so we are mainly looking for someone that can hang out on the weekends mainly sundays and if things go well week nights or more on the weekend. So pretty much all the time. But not as a new girlfriend! We are both very open, not controlling and believe it or not we are very drama free. Haven't seen Les Miserables in years! DRAMA FREE, so you be too. We do not do drugs, We do not do drugs. We just type like it like it. So if you are a drug user/abuser, please move on. We do enjoy a few drinks though. We travel alot, we enjoy going places and think it would be cool to have someone that wanted to go with us. Not looking for a girlfriend. Just someone who spends time with us after work and on weekends, gets a few drinks, and travels with us. And the sex. We go to Jim Thorpe hiking and swimming then hit the pub for a few cold ones, we go to NYC to hang out and check out the stores, we go to Baltimore to check out the club scene, and the aquarium too, we'll go to the occasional strip club, breakfast at Panera Bread, or the motorcycle swap meet in Harrisburg. That's quite a Saturday. We are not looking for barbie WE WANT ANTHROPOLOGIST SKIPPER but we want someone that is in relatively good shape, and has a nice smile. She is very slim, he is well built. Like an outdoors motorcycle threesome enthusiast. We both have tattoos, she is blond today, and bruinette Bruin? Net? tomorrow, wears leg warmers, fishnets, and mini skirts and jeans and a t shirt. The last time I wore fishnets, a trainer died. NO MEN. No boyfriend drama. It'll be like an Indigo Girls concert! We are looking for someone between the ages of 24 to 40. But a young 40. Like 24. We don't mind kids, we love them, so kids are not a problem. Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Hope to hear from you soon. Or on March 5. Also you don't have to be from schuylkill county, but we prefer if you are not more than 35-40 minutes away. We're only a heartbeat away.

AND THE PERFECT MATCH:

First timer - w4mw - 26


Date: 2010-03-05, 10:04AM EST


looking for a no pressure meeting to see where things go 26 average built open to new things

You'll do just fine rookie. GET YOUR FISHNET DRAMA READY.

1 comment:

  1. I love these. I love them more and more. Each one is better than the last. No, wait. Don't stop. Yeeesssss. There it is. Right there. RIGHT THERE! OHHHHHH GOOOOODDDDDDD.

    /I'll post your things while you're gone.

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