Monday, April 26, 2010

Things I Would Make KITT Do

6.) Go through manned toll booths while I'm hiding in the trunk.

5.) Make him address me as Mr. Matthews.

4.) Anal.

3.) Confront a Cylon about the red-eye-strobe thing.

3.) Hit on other, blacker cars.

2.) Fight to the death with Christine.

1.) Designated driver.


  1. a severe lack of turbo boost in this list...or did you already address that in four?

  2. You just stole an hour of my day you dick. You and your god damned posts...