Sandy: Mommy?
Raquel: ...
Sandy: Why are those people looking at us?
Raquel: ...
Alan: (whispers in Sandy's ear)
Sandy: Ohhhhhhhh.
Raquel: I'm not even sure you're my children.
Sandy: We do all look the same.
Raquel: Fair enough.
Sandy: /sighs
Raquel: This is boring.
Sandy: Want to play a game?
Raquel: No. Not really. Most of my energy is sapped from foraging for food and escaping from predators.
Sandy: Oh. Okay.
Alan: (whispers in Sandy's ear)
Raquel: OH FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST TALK OUTLOUD. Mommy's had a long day or subsistence living and finding food for you and she just wants a little peace and quiet. God, what I wouldn't give for a nice hot bath and a tall glass of Chardonnay.
Sandy: What's Chardonnay?
Raquel: I don't even know. I saw it on Sex and the City.
Sandy: ...
Raquel: It sucks being a meerkat.
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