Oh, hey, how was your weekend?

Did you know that 70% of workers will ask one of their coworkers how their weekend was today?

Did you know that 100% of the people who are asked will not feel like answering?

Did you know that 50% of responses will be "oh you know, pretty low-key" and the other 50% will be "I had a nice weekend, but I just don't feel rested at all!"

Did you know that the 70% of people who ask how your weekend was also make up about 100% of people who need to mention that it is Monday every Monday. "Oh goodness, another Monday!" Yes. Every seven days. But these people will also update you that it is "Humpday" and "Friday". Which means that Tuesday and Thursday are really your only two days of relief from insufferable coworkers.

Happy Monday. How was your weekend?