Saturday, May 1, 2010

The Legend of T-biscuit

Sure, you've all heard of T-biscuit. There was a movie about him, starring Spiderman. Seabiscuit was an undersized horse who gave people hope during the depression by defying the odds and triumphing. But you seldom hear the story of T-biscuit, an undersized NHL defenseman who will use conservative and efficient play to inspire dozens of Philadelphians this afternoon. Dozens of Philadelphians who will be otherwise preoccupied with the mighty thoroughbred steeds known as PRONGrrrr and Dino Charred. Also, I'll be at a wedding in North Carolina, along with half the readership. I expect to lose some banner ad revenue this weekend. Oh wait. Happy NHL, Happy Kentucky Derby, and Happy Wedding.

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