Wednesday, May 26, 2010

It's Hard Out Here for a Gimp

Okay, you're right. I was out of line.

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But--

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Can I finish? I was GOING to say, you don't know what it feels like to trip and fall for no discernible reason.

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Don't give me that, you absolutely do NOT know what it feels like.
Artist's Representation of
my center of gravity
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Nu-uh. I'm not being a baby. My knee seriously hurts. It's all skinned and stuff.

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Can we stop this?

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Stop repeating everything I'm saying.

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You're gonna regret this. Arrrghghh! /repeated stabbing in the chestal area.

/bloody grgls

Fool! I am much lower on your torso than you expected. Your derivative was pathetically skewed! GWAHAHARRAAHA.


/plea to sense of honor:
Avenge...me...Kimba, da' I mean Simba

You really thought you were so lanky?!

2 comments:

  1. Go to this address. Ask for Vinny. He'll teach you how to properly use slashes. He's a good man, and thorough.

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  2. "Go to this address. Ask for Vinny. He'll teach you how to properly use slashes. He's a good man, and thorough."

    -Artie Lange

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