8:31am
Just ripped open a 10lb bag of jerky, No work today. No one rocks it like PS rocks it!
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8:49am
Could really use a scotch. I'm a business man now!
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9:02am
Had to leave house. Left freezer open last night. Out of ice. Tough maintaining eye contact.
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9:44am
Left house again after failing to find underwear. Lung's is open. Hmmm....
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10:30am
Phone call reminds me jerky can't, won't pay rent/makes me forget day of week. Boss had difficulty hearing me through beefy mouth and slurring. Decide to rest up in case he calls back.
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1:45pm
Woke up, stepped in puddle. Damn it's hot. Dewars, that lonely butler, reminds me not to go to work. We take a walk, but only make it to the hallway.
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4:09pm
"Brown nosin' yellow bee ass!" That's really what I said. They didn't hear me, but I said it loud enough so others did. Heading back out there in a few to see if there's a crowd
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8:10pm
No crowd as of yet
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8:47pm
The tension is insurmountable. Going to be a long one. Soak it up, liver!
/gobbles handfuls of beef
Gnam-num-num
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