Saturday, August 28, 2010

Centaur Deathmatch: 80's Metal Mascot Edition

Megadeth's VIC RATTLEHEAD vs. Iron Maiden's EDDIE

ORIGINS:

VIC: Born 1983 - Los Angeles, California, USA

EDDIE: Born 1975 - Leyton, East London, UK

EDGE: VIC

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS:

VIC: Skeletal form equipped with bolt-on steel visor, ear plugs, and mouth clamps.

EDDIE: Ten-foot alien zombie replete with piloting skills and an astounding live presence.

EDGE: EDDIE

OCCUPATION:

VIC: Realtor.

EDDIE: Harbinger of black destruction, soldier, powerslave, assassin, timecop, Pharaoh, grave robber.

EDGE: EDDIE

NOTABLE "OTHERS":



EDGE: VIC

BONUS ROUND TIEBREAKER:
EDDIE: Can be unlocked as a playable character in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4

VIC: ....................................... Derp?


WINNER: EDDIE!

1 comment:

  1. Somewhere, Motorhead's slighted Snaggletooth just shakes his head and has another boilermaker. Then he gores the shit out of someone.

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