ORIGINS:
VIC: Born 1983 - Los Angeles, California, USA
EDDIE: Born 1975 - Leyton, East London, UK
EDGE: VIC
PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS:
VIC: Skeletal form equipped with bolt-on steel visor, ear plugs, and mouth clamps.
EDDIE: Ten-foot alien zombie replete with piloting skills and an astounding live presence.
EDGE: EDDIE
OCCUPATION:
VIC: Realtor.
EDDIE: Harbinger of black destruction, soldier, powerslave, assassin, timecop, Pharaoh, grave robber.
EDGE: EDDIE
NOTABLE "OTHERS":
VIC: Vic Damone, Vic Morrow, Vegas Vic
EDDIE: Cousin Eddie, Eddie Olczyk
EDGE: VIC
BONUS ROUND TIEBREAKER:
EDDIE: Can be unlocked as a playable character in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4
VIC: ....................................... Derp?
WINNER: EDDIE!
Somewhere, Motorhead's slighted Snaggletooth just shakes his head and has another boilermaker. Then he gores the shit out of someone.
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