Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Stomach Problems of The Third Kind


I had Rubio's fish tacos for dinner.

Which led to diarrhea. Rubio's plus coffee equals bowel disaster.

Then I ate nothing but gummis and chocolate for a while. Which led to uncomfortable constipation.

Then I went for a run, which led to something... else.

AN ENTIRELY NEW FORM OF GI TRACT DISCOMFORT.

I am breaking new ground. Onward. Towards flamus anus and freedom!

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