Tuesday, February 15, 2011

SHOOOOOOT HEEEEEEEEERRRRR!

In the Hundred Years War, the British had the advantage of archers. The French did not use archers because they didn't believe in egalitarianism or the value of non-noblemen, which all archers were, on the battlefield.

Not much has changed.

The French still don't use archers.

And the British still use them. I think. This is something of an amateurish version of history and I'm very, very high right now.

Doesn't the guy in the background on the right in this picture look like an early KKK member? Seems racist to me. So much for English egalitarianism, amiright? Uh? Uh? John Locke can go ahead and suck a dick. A big, fat, veiny, utilitarian dick.

/confuses two English philosophers
//excuses self
///wastes Ivy League education
////brushes teeth and goes to bed


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/////plagiarizes from Pheewrap

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//////unsuccessfully hides shame
///////worst use of convention in blog's history

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