Shorks, No!

My Face When the Shorks had their annual fail-streak a whole three months early and might actually have a legitimate chance of getting to the Conference Finals where they will inevitably shork it all to the Canucks:

It's a masterpiece!

MFW those same Canucks are having a once in a century season and still aren't good enough to do anything interesting post-season:

DERP---MY HEAD HURTS!

MFW both teams along with the Blackhawks and the Avalanche and even the Red Wings are all slinging shit as if they didn't know who was coming to dinner to serve everyone a big hot heaping plate of liquid cheesesteak diarrhea:

"I'm going to use your asshole like a mouth."
"Gee, really? You mean it?"