Posting an ad on craigslist is not like sending an email. You have to go through a whole registration process to prove you're not a robot and prove you're not trying to sell an infant. I use "prove" in the loosest, most general way possible here. But still, people bothered to post these ads.
Nookies And Cookies - 29 (NYC)
Date: 2011-02-18, 7:56PM EST
Anyone want my cookies during our nookies! Lets get drunk! Probably one of the more genuinely appealing ads ever posted.
tgif - 25 (Downtown)
Date: 2011-02-18, 12:06PM EST
I am in need of affection and a lot more . So I am seeking a ltr from a loving mature that's funny and looking to start a relationship with a cute plus size female. Bring out the loving mature, paw. Plus size = normal size + years of nookies and cookies.
AND FO DA LAYDAYSSSSSSSS
Last-minute Friday night plans - 29 (Midtown)
Date: 2011-02-18, 10:14PM EST
I was considering staying in, and now I'm serious about going out. Is there another fun, spontaneous, attractive person who's interested in meeting someone new and having a conversation? I'm a six-foot tall, fit, white guy with some style and class. To prove you're not spam please write Spontaneous in the subject line. TRY TO KEEP UP!!! TEEHEEHEE! /does taxes SO CRAZY!
Seeking Victoria's Secret Model (West Village)
Date: 2011-02-18, 10:10PM EST
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine post is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Get the fuck out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. STOP porn and masturbation. Prove you're alive, lively up Yourself
stop posting idiots posts, on here "i want a tall, dark and handsom man, +6'', succesful, must make over 75,000, smile with dimples", WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!, if you dont change your attitude, you gonna stay single, the rest of your life, like the rest of women out here, If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned. I just liked this one. But still...why take the time to warn these people? Oh. Because you want to get laid. Damn bro, FRESH ANGLE. PLAYAZ GONNA PLAYYY
stop posting idiots posts, on here "i want a tall, dark and handsom man, +6'', succesful, must make over 75,000, smile with dimples", WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!, if you dont change your attitude, you gonna stay single, the rest of your life, like the rest of women out here, If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned. I just liked this one. But still...why take the time to warn these people? Oh. Because you want to get laid. Damn bro, FRESH ANGLE. PLAYAZ GONNA PLAYYY
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