Wanted : Archaeology Professor

Oxford University
Office of The Registrar
--FOR ADMINISTRATIVE USE ONLY--

NAME:

Last: Jones

First: Henry

M.I. : W.

Suffix: Jr.

EDUCATION:

B.A., Linguistics, University of Chicago

Ph.D., Archaeology, Universite de Sorbonne

EXPERIENCE:

Professor, Whitperson University

Researcher, Peru, Egypt, Shanghai, India, Spain, Italy, England, Jordan

Colonel, Office of Strategic Services

PUBLICATIONS:

How to dig in the right place : A longitudinal study of shifting Egyptian sandmasses: Jones, 1966; Journal of Archaeology and Field Science, pp. 44 - 56

Ethical issues in field research : Jones, 1964; Standard Practices and Guidelines in Modern Academia; Whitperson University press, pp. 127 - 146

Indian cultures and the impact of prolonged field studies within nativist subsettlements : Jones, 1959; World Forum on Archaelogy and Anthropology; vol. III, nbr. 7, pp 15 - 31

REFERENCES:

Dr. Marcus Brody
Dr. Abner Ravenwood
Sallah Mohammed Faisel el-Kahir
Top. Men.

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