RABBITS!

-A conversation in text messages with Momfleck-

Momfleck: Do you know what today is?

Whofleck: Shit, is it someone's birthday?

Momfleck: Nope! Want a hint?

Whofleck: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES.

Momfleck: Lanterns, firecrackers, and dragons are your hints.

Whofleck: YES YES CHINESE NEW YEAR!

Momfleck: Year of the rabbit! What should we have for dinner?

Whofleck: RABBITS!

Momfleck: Ew...how about Chinese?

Whofleck: Fine. I guess.

Momfleck: Well, if you'd rather I can send our dog out to hunt some rabbits in the yard?

Whofleck: NOW WE'RE TALKIN!

-We were in the same house the whole time-