DUDE: Hey bro.BRO: Hey dude.
DUDE: So, I was thinking of going and buying some illegal drugs.
BRO: Dude! Great idea.
DUDE: I know.
BRO: Whatcha thinkin'? A little cocaine? Some ecstasy? Maybe a little Ell-Ess-Deeeeee?
DUDE: Nah, bro. I'm thinking some marijuana. Some weeeeeeed.
/record scratch
BRO: Dude.
...
DUDE: Why are you looking at me like that?
BRO: That's. Not. Cool.
DUDE: What's wrong with weed.
BRO: NOTHING.
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