Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Narcotics Purchase: San Diego Edition

DUDE: Hey bro.

BRO: Hey dude.

DUDE: So, I was thinking of going and buying some illegal drugs.

BRO: Dude! Great idea.

DUDE: I know.

BRO: Whatcha thinkin'? A little cocaine? Some ecstasy? Maybe a little Ell-Ess-Deeeeee?

DUDE: Nah, bro. I'm thinking some marijuana. Some weeeeeeed.

/record scratch

BRO: Dude.


DUDE: Why are you looking at me like that?

BRO: That's. Not. Cool.

DUDE: What's wrong with weed.


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