I want to make the following things with Clay Matthews:- An epic sci-fi fantasy movie
- An epic sci-fi fantasy porn movie
- A prog-rock-nu-metal album entitled "Pack Me Like An Animal"
- A lounge singing album entitled "Long Locks of Love"
- A mold of his 5 penises
- A home steroid kit, featuring his face on the front
- A sizable sandwich, with roast beef, pickles, lettuce, tomato, avocado, tapatio sauce, mayo and horseradish. We'll call it the Wisconsin Wangdoodler
And, finally......
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You want to make love with Clay Matthews.
Sober, and slowly.
I was being coy.
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