I had Rubio's fish tacos for dinner.
Which led to diarrhea. Rubio's plus coffee equals bowel disaster.
Then I ate nothing but gummis and chocolate for a while. Which led to uncomfortable constipation.
Then I went for a run, which led to something... else.
AN ENTIRELY NEW FORM OF GI TRACT DISCOMFORT.
I am breaking new ground. Onward. Towards flamus anus and freedom!
