Mein Flampf

ACHTUNG! Vee ahh ready for Herr Mann's INSPEKTION. Vee haf groomt and polished zee leather of zee leashes and vee avait at full ACHTUNG. Herr Mann said double rations for zee Kanine Korps if vee found zee hidden schnitzel. OH VEE FOUND IT. But Klaus, like a DUMMKOPF vent and ate it. Oh, enough Klaus, vee know it vas you vee can smell das schnitzel on your tonguenkommen. Herr Mann vill bring us zee red ball and zen vee vill get to go to on PIKNIK. Maybe not Klaus, though, because of his schnitzel SCHADENFREUDE. Oh DA, here comes HERR MANN! Full ACHTUNG! GUTEN TAG HERR MANN! Ooh zee red ball is lookeeng so very round today, please let us do the PRAKTICE. Klaus! No! Vee must vait for Herr Mann to throw zee ball! Klaus! Vere ahh you going?! Vee ah going to go to on PIKNIK!

SCHEISSE! KLAUS! VAT A MESSERSCHMITT! Herr Mann vill haf to klean zat, and zen no double rations for all of zee Kanine Korps. VAT A KATOSTROPHE! KLAUS? KLAUS?!