Catual Encunters

Lady: Hey, mister, can I ask you a question?

Me: /keeps walking

Lady: Please! It will just take a second!

Me: Okay. What.

Lady: Look, I'm really sorry to bother you, and I know you were walking but could...

Me: /turns around and resumes walking

Lady: OH FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKING CAR!

This woman was not homeless. And this was the middle of a crowded sidewalk. And she screamed it.

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