Bloo Bloo Bloo!

Shit the kids I coach won't shut up about while we stretch:
"I can see your underwear!"
"This hurts!"
"I don't wanna swim tonight!"
"I have to go to the bathroom!"
/several of them in unison
"CHEESE TOUCH, CHEESE TOUCH! Whofweck, you have the cheese touch now!"
"We're. Not. Doing it! We're. Not. Doing it!"
"Mister Whofweck? Mister Whofweck? Mister Whofweck? Mister Whofweck?"
/one kid crying (literally)
"Bloo bloo bloo! Bloo bloo bloo! Bloo hoo bloo!"

My face when I am overwhelmed:


Your face when those all sound sexual.