Oh honey, oh honey yes. Such big prawns. Prawns like you haven't seen in a while. These are some fucking complex prawns. Nice to hear from Pickle today. Have not said a word to that man in months. No matter- because of the Big Fucking Prawns for this place. I love it when a Prawn comes together. I love it up here. I'm like king of the coral slurry. I am King Slurry, mascot of suspended prawns. Not making any sense? Yeah, you've missed it, haven't you. Get ready for more stuffed animal melodrama, more craigslist matchmaking, and more general tirades against inanimate objects. Who knows, maybe Pheewrap will stick around for some calvalry. Maybe Pickle will get off his sad sack and remember that he started something and then left it to fend for itself with strangers. Maybe W------- will finally make a serialized sci-fi adventure like i always hoped he would on the blog. Maybe PoopSnacks will forgive me and return. Maybe there is always.....sisssssstaaahhhhhh. Enough of the guilt, enough of the sad. Back to the meat, back to the mad.
"Dammit, I'm a woman, not a chew toy!"
ReplyDelete/thought of this today
//realized no post would become of it now that it's over.
///slunk into diminished role of alumnus commentator.
This will take a while.
(sigh).