Wednesday, July 21, 2010

U Mads?

You should really get that checked out. Could be infected.

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All I'm saying is that we've got things called transplants these days. There's really no need for you to keep ignoring what is clearly a problem. We all know about how you dream in red -- are you even listening?

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What about your depth perception? Huh? All I've got is one occasionally bleeding eye and I still couldn't foresee that smug Limey pulling a straight flush on me.

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You aren't fooling anyone with that silent, tough-guy act. Why don't you just drop it and we can discuss things further on my yacht.

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You're never going to get invited back to Montenegro with that attitude.

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