Call me old fashioned, you disgusting parasite of a mother, but 100 degree heat is no excuse for covering your shoulders and neck with molasses. What's that? It's cheaper than lotion and you're poor? Oh, so what you're really saying is that you want it to harden into a candy shell. Well stop torturing yourself. Heat + molasses = drippynast down your elbows. The least you can do is let it drip off into some water like an stir it like an adult and add some lemon juice so we all can enjoy.
Thank you.
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