"Senior Weekend Down-The-Shore" Treasure Hunting Checklist:
Drink heavy beers with no understanding of personal limits [x]
Watch Kazaam [x]
Drunkenly stumble from block to block searching for friends [x]
Use stealth and confidence to pass by police cookout undetected [x]
Get lost [x]
Eventually find rendezvous point abandoned [x]
Get approached by Mexican [x]
Carefully explain (in Spanish) that you do not speak Spanish or know where "The Mall" is [x]
Bathe in Mexican's disappointment [x]
Eat tons of hot Chinese food in solitude [x]
Wander home, drink more, play cards [x]
Get felt up repeatedly by female friend [x]
Respond angrily; demand sex, threaten reprisals [x]
Make out on picnic table [x]
See some tits on picnic table [x]
Receive blow-j on picnic table [x]
Get interrupted by male friends [x]
Three times in a row [x]
Don't ever ejaculate [x]
Leave female on picnic table [x]
Watch sunrise with cock-blocking males [x]
Return home [x]
Find female asleep on picnic table [x]
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you forgot "house a homeless cat for 2 days"
ReplyDeletei forgot "clean up some female's vomit for two hours"
ReplyDeletei forgot "play beach volleyball in a speedo"
i forgot "get removed by friends from friends' house for being a teenage mess"
i forgot "find stabbing and death of classmate as hilarious"
i forgot a lot of things. i don't think that was an accident.
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forgot to add the x's on the added items [x]
is so grateful CT looks out for him [x]