For a moment.....

Nudity

Actually, scrabble-nudity. 11 points, sans word scores. Not bad really. Breast is only 9, tied with penis. Nipple I believe sets the bar (14pts), with vagina (13) and clitoris (12) bringing up the proverbial rear, the last of which with a rather pathetic points-to-length ratio.

Sidenote: best point-to-length ratio: Rajon.

Most countries have the nude beach, whether its a legitimate institution or more of a casual collective of like-minded panty-shredders. I've never been (pallor/child-bearing hips -- two things I cannot afford to reveal ). <<--sideboob], but i plan to. The colonies however are a different story. Mangy middle-aged (and not the good kind of middle age, the kind we're about to assume, but the kind that grew up in the 70s, came of age in the 80s, and never looked back). (For a Peeyulitzer-contending back story on the current state of nudist colonies in the US, please see this journalist's take on the whole controversy.) (But back to the beaches). I have to ask. What SPF does my penis need? Ultra-sensitive skin mind you, and the slightest hint of lubrication and...well, i think generic italian guy said it best with: "i gotchya pavlovian response right heeah!"