1.) Hop aboard the Craft Beer Express.
2.) Enjoy craft beers for six hours.
3.) Be pleasant and courteous.
4.) Appear generally well-groomed.
5.) Meet quirky new people.
6.) Express extreme interest in their choice of outerwear.
7.) Express extreme interest in their means of personal transportation.
8.) Offer to buy a beer at the next stop in exchange for a short ride.
9.) Mount up. Clutch stranger's waist. Arrive. Bestride. Pose. Revel. Document.
10.) Be sure to buy that beer at the next stop (critical).
