Your Daily Poop Snack

You were wrong, you were right, you were right too, and you two were definitely wrong. Well, not so much Messier. Gretsky though -- man did that guy hate poop. Never had a thing with Gary Coleman though. So sad.

Yes: shoving the toothpaste back into the tube is not only possible, it cures things. Not only is poop not waste, sometimes it makes things better. And in a beautiful twist of fecal fate, that thing is your anus! Poop has been scientifically proven to be what I always believe it to be a magical shmear of goodness rivaled only on this Earth by bacon-scallion cream cheese.

Science....please don't leave me.